— WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE - As You Like It (via echouesici)
livinginhalfshadow replied to your post “Things I learned on my birthday…I’m a total whore.”
We are 43 twins! Wait, unless you meant you had 43 orgasms, and in that case *fist bumps*
YAY! *fist bumps* Somehow, no one thought to give me 43 orgasms for my birthday. Serious oversight I would say.
— Marquis de Sade